Bimbos

So check it out, I was at his club n I told this girl I had only 3 days to live n talked her in to have sex with me,cuz I wanted to feel love for the last time be4 I die :D aww Bimbos :D

2day i got pissed, my own bartender asked fo ID can u believe it? so anywho I fucked a bartender,not so great...

I tried the "Im so generous aproach" did not work as well as  I expected. I told this girl I donated a kidney to a  friend so i could get laid, but that was just a waste of time, lithuanian people are too ego to think that generocity is a good thing.

Yesterday something terrible happened,I think I fell in love,but this cant be,Im too awesome to fall in love...I must say I find this deeply disturbing as scary...

Sry 4 the scare there bros ;D turns out it was just a temporary mind darkening due to two weeks of non stop alkohol abuse :P

Hey sup bros? Im back in da capital, so anyway this totally hot chick, not even blond btw, a brunete actually believed that im leaving with the peace core to Africa and thought it was my last day here n I got laid :D wont she be surprised if she sees me somewhere in da city :D got to love those dumb bimbos... :D

Bro Code

I will be adding this blog frequently with new and new rules whenever i find some, about "The Bro Code" it is a code for all bros so there would never be any fights for stupid things like women and so on. So here I go:
Rule Nr.1 - Bros before hous!

Rule Nr.2 - Bros cant make eye contact during the devils threesome(two dudes one girl)

Rule Nr.3 - You never break up a cat fight! NEVER!

Rule Nr.4 - A bro never brings more than two bros to a party. REMEMBER, three bros are cool for example - The Three Amigos, The Three musketeers. And four bros are LAME,for example - Michael Jordans teammates, Mount Rushmore.

Rule Nr.5 - A bro never spell-checks!

Rule Nr.6 - When going out with a few bros do as they all do. For example - if they put on hoods,you have to put on a hood and you cannot take it off until the initiator of the action does.

Rule Nr.7 - Bros must always fight who will pay the check, but in the end, they must split the bill in to equal shares.

Rule Nr.8 - A bros mom is always off limits,but the step mother is fair gain if she initiates it.

Rule Nr.9 - A bro must always know when it is time to take a rest and chill. Remember, a rested bro is a happy bro.

Rule Nr.10 - If two bros fall in love with the same woman (heaven forbid) neither of them can try anyhing with that woman.

Rule Nr.11 - Bros must always have some sort of  game or strategy on how to pick up women and always have a back up plan just in case.

Rule Nr.12 - A bro must always respect a bros private time,for example - if a bro is with a girl another bro cannot rush him to do something else. A bro is allowed to take his time.

Rule Nr.13 - When being with bros a bro cannot be distracted by anything for example a mobile phone where you chat with your girl for hours and hours.

Rule Nr.14 - Bros should always see when a bro has had enough to drink. A real bro is not someone who poors you more when your drunk, but someone who says its time to stop.

Rule Nr.15 - A bro cant sleep with a bros sister.

Rule Nr.16 - A bor cant drink for more than 2 days in a row without his bros, cuz thats just plain sad.

Rule Nr.17 - A bro must always share whats on his mind or whats bothering him with other bros.